SPLENDIDSPLINTER
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Except for EO and Workman, all the rest of the staff have already tested positive for rag arm disease. Hembree's results haven't come back yet.
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Vegas, it's not quality, it's quantity.
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Judge trots to first.
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Or he could be a DH. Dick Head.
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Gardner will always be a PH. Penis Head.
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Yup, that would be another option.
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Too bad the SOX aren't involved in that FIELD OF DREAMS game. They could pick up pitchers like Cy Young and Walter Johnson.
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If you don't count that 2nd inning, Godley has been divine.
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I think you're right. The SOX should rest their pitchers for the layoffs.
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Good to see Hawk Harrelson at the game.
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Well, Tanaka was knocked out of the game.
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But only if you're wearing a mask and carrying.
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POSTPONED appears to be the key word in baseball this season.
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Arnold Ziffel was my all-time favorite pig.
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I won't be issuing anymore guarantees.
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Send in the clowns. They're already here.
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Good god-ly.
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Triple play, anybody?
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Btw, pigs are supposed to be smarter than horses, but the SOX pitching staff disproves that fact.
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Except for Mr Ed, he's the only other horse I know of that has the amazing ability to talk.
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I'd love to see the Yankems go 20-1 and then have the rest of the season cancelled.
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If pitching is 80% of the game, the SOX are 70% short.
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Horse Feathers.
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I guarantee a win. Tanaka will get taknockedaround tanight.
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A Realistic View at 2020: Part II
SPLENDIDSPLINTER replied to moonslav59's topic in Boston Red Sox Talk
Why can't we keep players like this?