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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Tanaka is a veteran; he'll recover from this, just keep him away from sharp objects for a few days. Specifically, swords.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I think L-Screens should be used to protect their terribleness.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    It doesn't effect a pitcher's slowness when there's men on base.
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Another nail in Tanaka's coffin provided by the Hammer.
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    In defense of the s*** ump, his service dog had an emergency visit to the vet.
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Why would you want Tanaka removed if you're a SOX fan? I hope he goes 9.
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    DEVERS DEliVERS with 111 mph exit velocity. He guarantees overnight delivery.
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    HP umpiring has sucked all season so far, but tonight's amount of suckage is truly disgraceful.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    With penis head not playing tonight for the Yankems, I can concentrate all my dislike on career year Voit.
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    JBJ says give me some more of that Taknockaround.
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Yeah, Max, as you continuously remind us, you're the perfect fan.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    For a team with a 240 million dollar payroll, I believe it means something.
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    38-21.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Rick likes odd numbered innings.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    SOX are ranked 21st in winning % against teams over .500. (18-26.)
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Well, at least they do have a decent BP.
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Most of the umps are a f***ing joke, but so is most starting pitching.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    49 pitch count inning. You don't see those everyday.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Our starter has been living on his name for quite a while now Cy Young.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Rick is our only starter where the BP is an improvement.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    A few more starts like this and Taknockedaround can share Poorcello's ERA residence.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Taknockedaround will be his new name.
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Better put Tanaka on suicide watch. The SOX own this guy. He's actually done worse this start than his last one against the SOX.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I believe both pitchers will go longer than their last head-to-head meeting.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Just call him Angel of the mourning.
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