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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Poifect bunt.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Daddy sang bass; momma sang tenor; Turner played the banjo.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I've also cast NEK TAT in MACHETE 2.
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    Along with the entire SOX BP.
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    I had him cast in DELIVERANCE 2.
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    Workman worked 'em!
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    Btw, Yaz, what SOX jersey will your son be wearing?
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    And babying starters.
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    Short straw.
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    Thank god for BP's.
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    I should have flat out predicted a HR, but, as usual, I wanted to cover my ass in case he didn't.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    "Here's lookin' at you, kid."
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    Go Jim Dandy. Haven't posted that in a while.
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    That helps.
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    Hey Yaz. If they turned the lights out at Fenway, would that qualify as baseball noir?
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    JD is due. I'm not predicting anything, but he is due.
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    We're not the Orioles. We're not the Orioles. Keep repeating that; it helps.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    If an idiot reaches over the wall to catch a baseball and falls to the ground, would they continue the game by playing around his body?
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    There's a horse's ass analyzing tonight's game.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    The Godfather. That's why I apologized to the author Mario Puzo.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Offer the Dodgers a deal they can't refuse. DD: "I want Ryu." Dodger GM: "I'm not trading him." DD: "Either you sign over his contract to me or your brains will be on that contract." Now there's a deal the Dodger GM can't refuse. Sorry Mario Puzo.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I'm still patiently waiting for A-rod's arms and legs to fall off.
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    They demoralize me.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    f*** him! and I'm asexual.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    A-rod was not only a cheat for most of his career, he was also bush as a player. One of the worst players ever to have represent MLB. Screw him!
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