Watching Drew Pomeranz pitch, makes me wish that instead of Pomeranz we had a team full of Felix Doubronts in our rotation. it makes me wish I could willingly shove bottles of diet pepsi up my ass to stop him from ever pitching in boston again. I hope that Drew Pomeranz gets hand/foot/mouth disease and spends his off days licking golden retrieve puppies, and nursing them, in order to get the injured puppies back to full health. like I just hate this man so much, he is literally like the osama bin laden of red sox pitchers. pomeranz may not have done 9/11, but he is still heavily responsible for a lot of the grief we have as red sox fans this season. this dumb ass has lots to the f***ing Baltimore orioles twice the rest of the team is 10-0.. its just unacceptable how s***** this man is. I think we need to buy a killer whale and make pomeanz fight it, while us sox fans each eat chocolate chip cookies and watch the fight happen on PPV.