It is so ordained, according to my 1914 Ouiji Board. A ipad message has been sent to 5 selected players that repeats, "Wait, dummy, then Quick, *******." Again and again all day
Mike has been directed to lay off the high hard ones, and stay off the ones in the dirt.
Mook has been told to be more aggressive, and that 0-2 counts are not acceptable.
Chris has been told he's the league's besty Closer. Even tonight. Stay Loose. (But not too loose)
Devers has been advised to "COOL IT". Aim for the scoreboard. That way you won't be fishing through the firt.
Vasqyes has been told he's our catcher. At least 5 out of 6 games. Get teady. Aim for the bullpen.
Benny has been told his jon is "get on". Then GO!
The sign os on the Men's Room Wall: WAIT WAIT WAIT---QUICK QUICK QUICK.