ahaaha . . . Oh no. I could see reading what I wrote and thinking I'm a total ass.
It's not that way..... you see....... my wife is a simpleton......... she's pretty stupid so I have to correct her all the time.. That's why I wrote that.
. . .just kidding.
My wife's third language is English. She's actually amazing and is a freakin programmer. It's just that she picked up a few bad habits in English and I correct her as much as I can.
It's gotten to the point where I correct peoples English without even thinking about it.
Last time I went to a dentist, the Vietnamese gal said something like the fluoride would cost 89 dollar.
I told her you should say 89 dollars, and that you have to add the s when it's plural.
She didn't look happy with me, and it ended up being the most painful cleaning I've been through that I can remember.