http://yanksfansoxfan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c583d53ef01157140c716970b-320wi
Obviously the Monster is really high, so that size comparison is a little deceptive in left field. I hope the next new MLB ballpark that's made doesn't go along with the 3 Lame Attributes:
1. Easy to hit home runs in. "Let's accomidate for the shortening of our youth's attention span by making tons of homers happen! Nobody cares about gratifying homers or legendary moments. We just want lots of homers."
2. Boring shape with an outfield wall that's the same height the whole way around.
3. Field is named after a company/brand
"Hello, I'm your new broadcaster for the Kentucky Wonders, and welcome to Stonyfield Field. Here's a replay of that 290 foot bomb from last night. You really have to use strategy when thinking about where to hit a ball here, as center field is actually farther away from the batter than the foul poles."