Haha I just skimmed the video, didn't even watch the whole thing.. Here's what I heard:
Pile of s***
Chocolate bunnies up Melancon's ass
Pile of monkey ****
f***
Bard
Papelbon
Bard
Papelbon
Papelbon
Bard
Papelbon
Bard
f***
f***
f***
f***
f***
f***
f***
Bruins
Excuses suck
Bullpen dies
Bard's lazy ass
Dead
That's all
f***