Which is why I mentioned Kenny Powers, that guy would outpitch the bullpen we have no problem.
Not to mention I'd get to hear "You're f***ing out!!!" when he closes a game
Personal favorite of mine during games like these. I think I'm going to take an entire fifth of whiskey, fill it with cyanide and bleach, funnel it through a beer bong, and drink it all in one gulp.
It'll be called the Melancon