Didi Gregorius might be the best name an MLB player has ever sported, narrowly beating out Buster Posey. Oh, and he homered on the first pitch in his MLB debut last night.
So it's not the fact that he's an extremely productive hitter when healthy. He's here because Henry owes him.
One of these days logic's going to put a hit on you for all of the times you've spat on its face.