What is the best statement to begin 2014 BTR mojo, you ask?
I have an answer:
f*** the Baltimore Orioles and anything associated with them. f*** Jim Palmer, f*** Earl Weaver, f*** that bitch Ripken, f*** Camden Yards, and double dog f*** that wrinkly old shitstain Showalter.
Squeaking out a cheap win against the defending world champions shall be the highlight of their mediocre and forgettable season as they limp to a 4th/5th place finish staring upwards at our division winning asses.
BTR Mojo begins Wednesday, April 2 with John Motherf***ing Lackey picking up where he left off in his crusade to murder flying rats with the might of his pitching prowess.
Baltimore, prepare for your complete and utter destruction. It will be swift, brutal, and immensely satisfying for us members of THE Red Sox Nation.