I know I'd be willing to do it. IMO, he's the only player I'd do that for in baseball and be happy. I'm not saying it will happen, I'm just throwing out some possibilities. The Yankees can afford Felix in terms of players and money, they have a need and the M's aren't going anywhere anytime soon. They could end up trading him at the deadline or even next off season they can.
As for Haren... same thing, angels are going to get buried alive. There is always a chance I guess, but the A's and Rangers, IMHO will grab hold of that division and run with it while the M's and Angels struggle. I'm not going to throw a fit if you guys think the Angels have a shot though, anything can happen. Except the Cubs winning the world series of course.