Have you guys heard the legend of Yankee Jesus?
When Jeter was born the stars in the sky aligned in pinstripes that lead 3 wise baseball players to his house. First came Johnny Bench and he gave Jeter a "C" be be sewn on to his footie pajamas and said "I give you the gift of team leadership". Next came Joe Morgan and he gave Jeter a lifetime supply of Gillette razor blades and he said, "this is so you can keep silky smooth. You will be a great lady's man one day." And lastly came Pete Rose and he brought Jesus... I mean Jeter a wooden horse. And he said, "one day you will have more hits than the Iron Horse, but it will take you 500 more AB to do it, so I dub you The Wooden Horse."
Not sure why they were all Reds players, but that's the way the legend goes.