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You posted it at 12AM and expected it blow up by 7AM?

If you were so awesome, you wouldn't have gone to bed, young pup.

No, you've had one too many Negra Modelo's. Go to bed.

Danny Ballgame!

Scared of Drew.

And DFA Gomes! What a horrible FA pickup.

Wow is right, Jerry. That was strike 3.

At least Brock Holt is trying. That's more than I can say about most of your grammar.

6114 St, San Fran Come for the condo fees, stay for the gates of hell

4544 Franklin Ave Los Angeles Ask for Glenn

Uh huh.

You wouldn't make it past my army of cats. I'll be the last one standing like Omega Man.

222 W 23rd St, NYC

It's at 330 Coyle Ave, East Hartford CT

Good afternoon. Here are the lineups: RED SOX (65-44) Ellsbury CF Victorino RF Pedroia 2B Ortiz DH Carp 1B Drew SS Nava LF Lavarnway C Holt 3B Pitching: RHP Ryan Dempster (6-8, 4.24). MARINERS (50-57) Miller SS Franklin 2B Seager 3B Morales DH Saunders CF Smoak 1B Chavez RF Ackley LF Blanco C Pitching: RHP Felix Hernandez (11-4, 2.34). Game time: 7:10 p.m. TV/Radio: NESN / WEEI. Red Sox vs. Hernandez: Napoli 6-36, Pedroia 10-35, Ortiz 9-29, Salty 5-25, Ellsbury 6-21, Gomes 3-14, Nava 2-11, Drew 2-7, Victorino 2-3, Carp 1-3, Holt 1-2. Mariners vs. Dempster: Quintero 3-21, Ryan 7-20, Ibanez 5-18, Morales 3-10, Chavez 5-7, Saunders 3-8, Blanco 0-6, Morse 0-3, Seager 1-5, Smoak 0-3, Miller 2-3. Stat of the Day: The Red Sox have not been 22 games over .500 since Sept. 19, 2011, when they were 88-66. Notes: The Sox have won four of their last five, including the first two games of a three-game set with the Mariners. Now comes the tough part: Figuring out a way to beat King Felix. Hernandez is 6-0 with a 2.18 ERA in his last 11 starts. He has not taken a loss since May. Hernandez beat the Sox on July 8, allowing two runs over seven innings. He is 7-2, 3.13 in 13 career starts against the Sox; 3-1, 2.53 in six starts at Fenway. ... Dempster had a rough start against Seattle on July 11, allowing seven runs (four earned) over 3.1 innings in a game the Sox came back to win. He is 1-0 with a 4.56 ERA in his last five starts. ... The Sox are 17-11 against the AL West. ... Seager is 11 of 27 with three extra-base hits and three walks in six games against the Sox this season. Song of the Day: "Bling (Confessions of a King)" by The Killers.

Why do you "want" it to be racist? That's kinda messed up. Wouldn't you rather it be a harmless reference?

It was the post of the day so far. Still laughing about it.

Well he said "he's from Aruba not DR" meaning that since he's not from DR, he's probably not lying about his age. UN was right and not really looking for a fight from what I'm reading. You either really hate UN or you are trying to be the white knight of TS.

If they can pull this one out, you are the chosen one.

Did you move to Syria? But seriously, there are 25+ teams that would put a claim for him.

Not into it.

He would never get to the Sox in a waiver deal. The Astros/Marlins would snatch him up.

People are projecting him for HOF numbers because "he's only 20." What if he was 23? Would his projections be different?

Pulling a Tejada you mean.

I have a friend who got carded going into a R rated mobie when he was in his 20's.