That's why people cross streams. It's for splashback reduction because it disperses the streams before they hit the piss water.
Crossing streams would have to be outlawed, obviously. Anyone that would like to do a face first dive into the trough would be allowed to do so, but that would be the only fun allowed.
@EvanDrellich
The lineup behind Chris Sale:
Pedroia 2B,
Benintendi LF,
Bogaerts SS,
Ramirez DH,
Moreland 1B,
Young RF,
Bradley Jr. CF,
Sandoval 3B,
Leon C
@PeteAbe
Pablo Sandoval just finished a fairly lengthy agility workout in the OF. Same stuff he did in spring training.
2017 Starting All Star Pablo Sandoval
There's just too much fan service these days!
I say get rid of all the in game entertainment. Install equipment that subverts all cellphone activity. No seat should directly face the pitcher or home plate. Add additional obstructions in fan sight lines. Make urinal troughs mandatory in men's bathrooms.
They were nobodies who pitched pretty well. They weren't really "pray for rain" types. They were perfectly capable pitchers.
The bigger issue is the nostalgia for a time when baseball was king and s***** poems became somehow important.
If Holt goes down, I'd bring up Hernandez because Hernandez is far better option than Rutledge. Right now Holt is better than Hernandez. If you take Holt off the roster, my answer changes about what to do with Hernandez. If Holt is gone, there's a lot more playing time for Hernandez.
That was a confusing one for me. So many moving parts with the cluster f*** at 1b (Millar being signed away from a Japanese team, s***** Giambi, unknown Ortiz) BH Kim signing, closer by committee nonsense, etc...
Leon: Yo Cole, you like CD's?
Cole: CD's?
Leon: See deez nuts!
Cold: Oh God, I'm chocking
Leon: Here come dat boi!
Amaro Jr: Oh s***, waddup!
Universe folds in on itself.
If I'm the GM and am promoting Hernandez, it's only for a long term starting position need. He's already had his cup of coffee, I wouldn't bring him up unless the training wheels are really coming off.