Old-timey insults.
And in this times of economic uncertainty, i'm pretty sure you'd be lucky to have a couple chickens in your backyard like me.
Yet all you have are moles and earthworms.
Suck on that, old man.
*sigh*
Half the board couldn't get it down, i thought i had it with the baseball musings lineup analysis, but as usual, the dude with the sensei picture had to come and lay the smackdown.