And I also don't care.
WHEN OUR BIG BATS ARE PRODUCING, McNoodlebat status will not matter. A superior SS defender and weak bat in the bottom spot of a competent lineup is not a huge deal if we sacrificed the incumbent SS to get a top 3 pitcher in the majors. You could do worse. And if our big bats get swine flu or something and end up sucking for the rest of the season, well, we're not winning anything anyway. So what's the problem?