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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Where the f*** do I even start. Do I call you out for whining about 'clutch' hitting? Do I call you out for acting like the sky is falling after a 3 game stretch in early May? Do I call you out for your faulty generalization about how staying level-headed somehow equals not being allowed to complain? I don't even know. Just refer to the quoted part of my sig.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I've seen less panic on the face of a cheerleader who's about to be murdered by Jason Voorhees.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Actually yeah, it does.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It was Ben The Boob's idea! To the gallows with him!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I was gonna go into a full-blown diatribe about how suicide is anything but an 'easy way out', and about how anyone who was in enough pain to put himself in eternal nothingness is most definitely not 'selfish', and how anyone who would write off suicide victims in that manner is a worthless, unadulterated piece of dog s*** of such utterly staggering proportions... but I think a simple 'go f*** yourselves' works just the same. So, go f*** yourselves.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And just like that, everyone's huffing the retard glue again.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    In other news, Amare Stoudemire celebrated the Knicks game 2 loss by punching through a pane of glass and lacerating his hand.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I. Don't. Care. Rondo is still Rondo. Garnett, Pierce, and Allen are a year older. Same coach. Hammer on the supporting cast all you want, they're just that... a supporting cast. They mean next to nothing in a playoff matchup, especially when the core players are as outclassed as they are by the Heat. That's not even debatable. And to think, I come to places like talksox for the explicit reason of getting away from the Boston homer ******** that poisons my facebook newsfeed.
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  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Regular season stats don't mean dick, especially against specific teams. What is that, a 4 game sample size at most? Lol. You sound like any ordinary Boston homer fishing for reasons as to why his obviously inferior team can beat an elite squad 4 times out of 7.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll push it to 1:05. EDIT: scratch that... all this time I thought it was a 1pm start
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, it's best to have a separate thread.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If it's 12:55 and it's still not up, I'll do it.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing guy was on last night, why not create the thread then? People.
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  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You know... OH MY GOD. BEST NIGHT EVER, COMING UP.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    But of course.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    To celebrate tonight's victory, I will now take 3 of my dog's stool softeners and snort some Lucky Charms.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Sox win six straight on the road, and everyone stops huffing the retard glue. What an amazing coincidence.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Derrick Rose tears ACL, obviously out for the playoffs and I would guess a good chunk of next season. WOW.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not trolling. I honestly don't think we'll be seeing Dice-K for a while.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    dickhead
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lightweight.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You think he'd at least be creative about it.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    August 7th
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