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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My mom's dead, *******.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lol
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Those are too punchless to be threatening or even funny.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gay Buchholz amidoinrite?
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    But Dan Shaughnessy's already on crack...
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Couple of issues with this portion of the Wilbur article. That's retarded. Trading Beckett will be a real pain in the ass, and articles like this don't help the cause. It's incredibly easy for some internet GM to bang out 'eat teh contract!' when it's someone else's money. I'm sorry, but anyone who has their panties in a bunch over the sellout thing is an idiot. Pure and simple. Oh, you mean the Red Sox are releasing information that might get someone to buy tickets they wouldn't have bought otherwise? The pigs!
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No he's a lot different than Francona. The results are worse.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    sounds like a beauty
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Your cat likes men.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ahh, that takes me back.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm going to give gonorrhea to my cat.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ah. Actually it has no explanation. Just some random thing I found tooling around the internet. I was having an avatar identity crisis so I figured what the hell.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I was never asked to explain it.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    All your mothers are whores.
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  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    People call me a FO apologist, but anyone who's been here long enough should remember me being livid at Beckett's contract extension. He's had one good season here.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just fire Valentine, he was a s***** hire in the first place.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Okay NOW I'm starting to get concerned.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hmmm... how about some Doug Stanhope mojo? [youtube=...]aY4LISmwxZQ
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hmmm... how about some Doug Stanhope mojo? [youtube=...]aY4LISmwxZQ
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Come on, who would want to miss that? I think they're adorable.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Know what's funny? The Orioles have the best record in the majors right now.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    omg dis teem sux
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's the 15th inning. No one gives a s***. They just want it to end.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol both teams are just done right now. They don't give a s***, they want to go home.
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