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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Platinum sombrero for Chris Davis.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mass suicide in Boston.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at Davis chew out the umpire. Who does he think he is, Youkilis?
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    uh-oh
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    His god comment tops all.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Every time Gammons talks I feel like going to sleep.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    wait, what?
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gammons is talking about ballpark size discrepancies... I know I've beat this to death but I'm just amazed how people can be so stupid to think that that's actually good for the sport.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    God local commercials are just horrifying to watch sometimes.
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    That's what these people do. Red Sox lose: WAAAAAAAAH FIRE EVERYBODY THERE ALL PUSSIES HOW DARE THEY Red Sox win: OMG I LUV EVERYONE It's like listening to a bunch of hyper-hormonal pregnant women.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why the hell was Miller pulled.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hunter imploding.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol grand slam Middlebrooks. this team sux
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ortiz is a pussy for not hitting it out.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My point was that you calling out his manhood is amusing.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The guy's an injury replacement. What do you want?
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That's funny, as far as I know Buchholz isn't pounding away on an internet message board about how a sports team isn't doing as well as he'd like, all the while calling their manhood into question.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    81 pitches through less than 4 innings is f***ing terrible lol. But regardless the season is still alive and well.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Start time 1:30pm. Aviles SS Sweeney RF Pedroia 2B Gonzalez 1B Ortiz DH Ross LF Saltalamacchia C Middlebrooks 3B Byrd CF Pitching: RHP Clay Buchholz (3-1, 8.69) For every incessant little bitch post that is made in this thread, I will strangle a newborn chimpanzee with piano wire. And it will be your faults.
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    Any random clown can log onto a message board and pound away on a keyboard about his team needs more pitching. That's like logging onto a political website and saying that the economy needs to get better.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So they did have the best record in the AL despite the lousy start though, right? You can't have your cake and eat it too, champ. I thought it was mildly amusing.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What a joke of a post. Anyone ever tell you that hindsight is 20/20?
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's May. They had this exact same record at this point last year, and in late August had the best record in the AL. You can do whatever you want in that regard. Just be prepared for someone to call you out for being a f***ing fool. Careful, you'll hurt someone if you wave your cane too vigorously.
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