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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Are you s***ing me, you let this f***ing failure homer. If Lackey blows this lead he's getting the sewer horse treatment for the rest of the year.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Bases left loaded = The Red Sox Special
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh you douche.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/scampy789/Magikarp_dead.png
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What was that, like an 8 pitch inning?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    hawt.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Only in Kuroda's homeland.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Should I get off your lawn before you get the broom?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol Kuroda's so bad.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Until the special split. Gyarados was completely useless in gold/silver and ruby/sapphire. Sad.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can just picture Brennan or some other old timer reading Magicarp on here and thinking how he must be such a badass creature, then going and eagerly consulting with their kid about it, who looks at them with contempt like 'wtf, he's horrible.'
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Dojji squirts
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/327/9/7/wow_magikarp_by_mvx360-d33h8ni.jpg
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That is not physically possible within the laws and confines of our galaxy.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Another Boston media blowhard. Put it this way, If I were to find out he had been posting here as Muggah way back when, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can't be worse than Felger.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mark Teixeira, tunneling around Boston trying to find Fenway: http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/vivailmanzo/SewerHorse.jpg
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So nobody got the Clerks II reference. You people disgust me.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    DFA the franchise from the american league
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Checking in on a break. Tell these people to start earning their money. f*** YOU CHERRIES
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know why, but I've always been less comfortable facing the Yankees at Fenway than at YS (either one). I'm not entirely sure why, maybe it was the subconscious feeling that when both teams were elite, any games we could get over there were gravy, while the pressure was on to hold serve at home. Plus they had a lineup full of guys who could abuse the monster. Anyone else ever had that feeling in BOS/NYY matchups? Not that this edition of the Yankees should make anyone worried, it's just something that occurred to me just now.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Bogaerts and Bradley should both be given ample opportunities to claim SS and CF next season, but competent backup plans should be signed just in case, I agree with Dojji there.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Or... here's the link. http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9662582/new-york-yankees-respond-bobby-valentine-accusation-9-11-response I could be wrong but weren't the Yankees on the road at the time? If they were then they wouldn't have even been able to get back to NY for like a week or something, so...
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah I almost posted that yesterday but I didn't know where to put it. He spouted off about the Yankees being non-existent in NYC in the aftermath of 9/11. Guy just cannot help himself.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hey. f***o. It's called "interspecies erotica."
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