Jacoby_Ellsbury

We're not losing today.

I personally guarantee that we will not lose today. And you can't call gamethreads. Just like little Timmy can't call shotgun a full day before his family's road trip to some s***** amusement park. It's simply not within his power. http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/spheal_with_it_2.jpg

Sorry for breaking your precious little pre-planned mojo cycle, kids, but... I don't trust it. Not one bit. MY f***ing mojo now. Anywho: http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28855.png&w=350&h=254 Clay Buchholz (9-0, 1.71 ERA, 12 starts) http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28958.png&w=350&h=254 David Price (8-7, 3.51 ERA, 22 starts) After yesterday's shenanigans, our division lead has been reduced to 7.5 games. Home field, 3 games, over Oakland. No bueno. I must admit my first instinct was to find Brandon Workman and slap him with a wet fish for not letting us put the exclamation point on Moe's retirement party, but no. We must keep calm and carry on. Per ESPN's website, there are 964 tickets still available for the right to see David Price seized by the Sox players and tossed into the sparkling Tampa Bay ocean for having the audacity to stand between us and an AL east title. Grab em while they're hot, lads! Or don't. I mean, not like any actual Rays fans are going to purchase them, right?

No sweep? DFA the whole team. Not kidding.

Also, we have 754 runs scored on the season. Only other team even above 700 is Detroit, with 726. After that it's Baltimore with 665 and then everyone else.

Nice grills, Kuroda. If we win all 4 then we basically pay them back for both 2006 and that April game from last year in the same series. Do want. Plus, the way they're going, a 4 game sweep could leave New York so demoralized that the gates will be open for more ass kicking next weekend.

After the Braves loss the Sox have the best record in the majors.

Is he raiding YOTN's house or something?

In his defense that was some pretty epic bed-s***ing by Doubront.

Relay what I said to him, then.

I don't know where you copy these from but tell these f***heads not to jinx it.

Also, I want all 4 of these games.

If they don't score at least 3 runs for Lackey today his head will probably explode in the dugout.

Rays lose, 7.5 game lead.

We're still in the single digits of September. Everything's relevant until further notice.

Most wins in the majors.

Every time Koji has one of these outings it just makes me more nervous for next time.

Have a seat. Yankee funeral commence.

Detroit taking Wednesday night's frustration out on the Royals.

Yep, right there. Sit right over there Fonzy.

Koji time. Koji, I don't know when the law of averages will cause you to implode, but make sure it isn't tonight.

Eh maybe. I'd rest them Sunday and try to take another one tomorrow while they're on the ropes and demoralized.

Koji time? I would f***ing hope Morales doesn't go back out.

Put more runs on the board Ortiz. You know you want to.

tha'ts better