Jacoby_Ellsbury
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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury
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Maddon's world is crumbling. Look at him. -
lololol
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No, then he might find the strike zone.
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Look at that baby blue catching gear. What is this, the 500 club?
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whiff
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After 2009 I'd say so.
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Whoever's in charge of music at Tropicana Field should be bludgeoned to death with freshly cut logs.
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There's your f***ing hometown kid.
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Oh THAT kind of double play. Sorry, continue.
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Try asking around at McDonalds for a guy who calls himself Satellite Jack, whose missing one eye and speaks a hybrid of English and Portugese.
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Would the f***ing universe implode if this hack didn't refer to Matt Joyce as "the hometown kid"?
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Oh, so nice to put a face to the voice of the guy who's on the verge of having a shaking orgasm whenever the Rays have any success.
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oh hardly
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Tazawa with a runner. Get the heroin.
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With. I'd have to do it in Boston, because there are no women with teeth in St. Petersburg.
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What. Are. They. Playing. On. The. Speakers.
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I'm gonna buy Breslow a hooker.
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Where's your meth cooking equipment?
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Now who could've seen that coming...
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Only go after the black women. Your spree will last a month.
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Why is Nava stealing
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Cool. Which of the crackhouses is yours?
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Nava deserves a happy ending after that. Who volunteers?
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Look at that crowd. Is the local nursing home taking a group field trip? Surprised half these people aren't hooked up to IVs.
