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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Announcer was ready to shart just now.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol he pitches like his hair's on fire lol!!11
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If I ever got the caliber of blowjob these announcers are giving these Rays I could just die happy right then and there.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jumbotron says wave towels nao!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hellickson pitches pretty? Peavy pitches like his hair is on fire? Christ these *******s have no shame.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh wait, they don't care. It's all being pumped in.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jumbotron says stand up and pretend you know what's happening!
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look how dilated his pupils are. Looks like he's on peyote.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It could get ugly on my end guys. I'm completely and utterly fed up with everything at the moment and I need a recepticle for my emotional projectile vomiting. I've chosen talksox. In more positive news, cable's been fixed, so no more screen pixelating and no more jackhammer audio.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Misremembering?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hit Lobaton square on the nose.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My vitriol is the only item in my playbook. Take that away and I have nothing!
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He went over the line! Punish him!
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's not healthy to keep these things bottled up.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    words on a computer screen
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh, it's OVERBOARD you want?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    this is NOT the time for me to deal with a screaming infant upstairs...
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** that kid. i hope he gets raped by a pack of elephants
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  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    jacko in 5...4...
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    you s***ing me
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lolngoria
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** that, he's getting a promotion.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Run Koji run!
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/387/252/648.jpg Not particularly relevant but I found it googling Magikarp pics and it f***ing killed me.
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