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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hey! I guess this was the pep talk they needed!
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    STILL NO f***ING FOX RECEPTION??? Texas is full of sopping little pussies. One little thunderstorm and all the local affiliates f***ing close down. In New England there could be a tornado running through town and I'd still be getting the programming I paid for. Is it because it's Sunday? Are the people in charge of getting things up and running too busy jerking off in a confessional booth?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well I was asking because the last time a debate broke out about who has mojo rights, it didn't end well. And if I got banned from talksox well f***, it'd be all over. I'd have to go post on reddit.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I already deliberated. I start the game thread once it's AM my time. You even gave me permission!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who's this directed at?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I knew you'd understand.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I do!
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    but now I CAN PEE
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    ballsacks
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The pouring rain outside is not helping my situation.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    come on, we both know i'll never clean the carpet.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** gameday and those showy 'stolen base' announcements.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    bladder's on fire
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Runs plz
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, actually Bogaerts.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It all comes to Salty? Oh were f***ed.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    gotta piss gotta piss gotta piss gotta piss
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Here comes Drew for the GIDP. At least we got a hit.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    be a hero nava
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    what the hell is the matter with you
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh my. See a shrink.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we at least foul one off of Tubbo's rancid, seal-like face?
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh great, it's thundering. Power's probably about to go out again.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    god damn it all
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://files.sharenator.com/gun_to_the_head-s456x284-198064.jpg
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