Jacoby_Ellsbury
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I think Brennan stated his age before. -
Ortiz gets a hit. Announcer is bummed.
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Rays got a double play and he s*** and came at the same time. Red Sox get a double play and he does his droopy Ben Stein impression while wiping away tears.
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What every woman loves to hear...
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lol end series
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Knock this f***ing *******'s teeth out.
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As instructed by the jumbotron.
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Me too. And I'm not that far past 20.
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Jumbotron says pretend to know what's happening!
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..why
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He f***ing relishes this public perception that he's some kind of unconventional genius. He's like that turd who sits in coffee shops and projects that over-the-top phony brooding, deep, poetic vibe.
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Middlebrooks walks. Maddon makes another change.
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f***ing Jamey Wright thinks he's hot s*** now.
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Don't f***ing splooge all over your microwave you f***ing worm.
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If Drew DPs I'm gonna s*** a chicken.
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oh that's great
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Jumbotron says cheer!
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Stop staying it's a golden opportunity every five seconds you f***hole.
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Moore warming
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do something good salty
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dafuq
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Please no quadruple play.
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b-e-a-utiful
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Calling the bullpen?
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damn.
