Jacoby_Ellsbury
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If we get no-hit I'm gonna start smoking a road flare. -
Out of options. Hot women mojo, engage!
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Smyly?? We can't not score runs off this dope.
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For god's sake we're terrible.
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I could get in on that. Oh wait, I'm already all set.
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You know Tubbo is f***ing brainstorming ways to nullify that out.
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oh jesus christ
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Same reason the NBA allows Joey Crawford to keep reffing Spurs games. Commissioners are stupid. Apparently keeping these toolbags away from these teams would mean bending over too far backwards for these old cornballs.
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Omar Infante getting IBB'd? Who's up after him?
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Ster-oids Ster-oids Ster-oids f*** off Selig.
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Shame FOX crapped out on me. I want to hear Fatf*** West wheeze behind home plate while getting a sore pussy about the fans criticizing his strike zone.
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Waaahhhhhh games at Fenway take too long waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh *Calls everything a ball for the visiting team* Shitbag
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Those were both strikes, asshat. Is your diabetes giving you blurred vision?
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Well the more time this f***ing hippo spends here umpiring these unduly long Red Sox games, the less time he has to spend at home pouring melted butter down that festering gout wound he calls a mouth.
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f*** you, tubbo. I hope you have a coronary in the middle of the next at bat.
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Well we hung 7 on the Yankees in the 7th in 2004 after being perfected, right? That's something. We only need 2 this time around.
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Well those were a couple of miserable at bats.
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Carp hitting for Middlebrooks?
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Pinch hitter?
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Pound them wicked fast.
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^hahahahahaha
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Tazawa in. Time for booze.
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Jesus. Power outages, loud upstairs neighbors, bitter smells, and now multiple car alarms going off. When did I move to Detroit?
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oh f*** off drew
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Anyone warming for the Tigers?
