Just a few thoughts of my own:
1. Who would pay Shelley Duncan for anything, let alone his autograph?
2. Why in the world would a 10 year old Sox fan even want Shelley Duncan's autograph, free or otherwise?
3. Should we give Duncan a pass on his slightly inappropriate joke because we know what kind of scarring can occur when a man has to live with having a woman's name?
4. I think fans that would rather wear a shirt that insults the opponent than wear a shirt that lauds their favorite team are morons.
Just my 2 cents.