Perhaps he could have thrown a broken bat at him?
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I love it when the arguments get cerebral like this.
Seriously. This is one of the craziest arguments I've ever witnessed.
On a lighter note, have some wall paper, guys. I was storing this up for later in the season (when and if the Yankers were back on the radar.) Now seems like a good time to bring it out, though. You can click on it for the full size version.
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