Let me start by saying...f*** Alex Rodriguez and his faggoty assed agent "I take it in the" Boras. This assmunching dickwad decided to opt out because the richest f***ing team in baseball might not have paid its "core players"? Are ya f***ing serious? Not only did he make that boneheaded decision, but he had the audacity of a gay porn star to do it during the clinching game of the world series. What a punk.
Then, he finds out, holy s***, maybe I am not worth 35 mil like my pencil dicked agent is telling me. Damn, I better look at what I had and not really look a gift horse in the f***ing mouth. Maybe, just maybe, Hank Steinbrenner will be stupid enough to believe the ruse that I am breaking away from my agent and forming my own little utopian island where I can negotiate my own contract. Of note, that island is loaded with women with 6 pack abs, ripply muscles, deep voices, adams apples and phallic shaped genitals, just like ARod likes it.
So now, he negotiates with the yankees under the guise that he will absorb the 21 mil the yankees would have been owed, when in reality, he wouldnt have even come close to making the 27 mil a yr he is asking for, for 10 f***ING YRS!!!!
Then again, we are stuck in an impossible position. Without ARod's lame ass dragging around, who is going to stir up the metrosexual demographic and drag their jizz encrusted asses to the stadium. Jeter? Nah, he is straight (I think). But ARod drags em all in in droves. We cant afford to lose the demographic!!!
That being said, we need a righty power bat, and ARod fits that bill. Now if only he could shave his head, get a Mike Tyson tattoo and father some illegitimate children, then maybe, just maybe, he can fit into the wild partying MLB life that most players live, rather than being on this island all alone.
10 yrs 270 mil is way too long. ARod is crawling back, take advantage of it. Oh, and dont turn your back on him, he may stab you with a knife or another fleshy, pointed object.