They are there to sing, dance, drink, eat overpriced crappy food, and talk about everything but baseball. And they are texting a lot too. Every once on a while when a foul ball turns one of their faces to mush, it brings a smile to my face. It is really hard to get hit in the face by a ball of you are paying attention. The Red Sox cower behind their lawyers when this happens even though you clearly assume this risk when you walk into the park.