FYI, it is not a mispelling, his name is Johan, which is nowhere near Julio.
As to the rest of your post. I didn't respond to it because I don't think you know what you are talking about. I watched each and every Papelbon start in '05. He stuggled with command both early and late. What made the difference was he got a lot of chasing early, and more patience the second time through the order. He was also throwing one pitch at the time, so it's no surpise the hitters made adjustments. Unless you can show me some velocity game logs, I'll go with my recollection that he held his velocity.
Here's the true absurdity of the situation though. I'm not contending he is a great starter, or will be a great starter immediately. I'm contending he can be. You are saying there's no way it can happen based on opinion, not fact as you like to claim. There is limited data to make any assertion from, yet you jump right in, don't you Julio?
The comedy is that you think you are reasonable here, and that I'm the irrational fanboy. I've made no assertions about how great he is going to be, so your comment about me being blinded by love is pure assumption on your part. I've taken what we have, limited to meaningless data, my own observations, and the relative values of elite RP vs elite SP, and have come to a conclusion that they should try it. You would rather have the immediate gratification, and there is a valid case for that. I don't take issue with the need for Papelbon as a closer this year. I take issue with your justification for it. You are justifying your point with extrapolated and unproven information. It is as if you didn't think the value of him closing was enough and felt the need to demean his value as a starter.
Lastly, me stating you don't have a clue is not insulting. It is what my opinion is based on what you have shared. Stating you don't know baseball is just more of the same. I have called you no names, Julio (aside from Julio, but you earned it). You threw the first dart in this post calling me a child.