He's never going to amaze anyone, but he's done what he's doing now at every level of competition. You might not like his D because he's got no flash, but in 2 months he was 4 runs above average. That rates out to just over one defensive win for the season. It's not spectacular, but's it's damn solid. Comparatively, Cano was just under one defensive win for the season last year, and by most accounts Cano had a good defensive year last year with less of the Cano-no blunders he had two years ago and this year.
You don't suck every cock? Notice how that statement isn't totally exclusive. In other words, there is some cock you will suck. Nice admission.