From 2003 to now, he's played more, hit for about the same average, hit more homers, stolen more bases, put up a better OBP and SLG, all while maintaining clean headgear. You have to be impressed.
Look, Drew's been a disappointment. But he was the most talented guy available in the offseason . This team has needed a #5 hitter since the end of '04, a season in which Trot only played 48 games. Drew's baseline was just a tick under Trot's stratospheric '03. He's had a bad year. It happens. The problem isn't how dirty his hat is, though.