"This one time, at band camp...."
So Carmona won't be an asset for the Tribe because he blew a couple of saves last year? Well, what does that mean for ARod in the playoffs? He's been horrible for two years straight. I think you'll find if you apply these moronic baseballisms appropriately to the entire Yankee roster, you can make a case for them getting no-hit for 3 straight games. I mean, I saw Melky strikeout 4 times in a game this year, so he won't get a hit, and I saw him give up an IPHR to Nixon on a misplayed ball two years ago, so he'll hurt you in the field, might as well leave him off the roster. Of course, I don't think any of these things have any bearing on what we'll see the week after next, but at least you gave us something to have fun with.