Cano could be the one of the very best players in the league if he had half the smarts of your common popsicle stick. Loads of talent. Zip between the ears. That first pitch out on a pitcher's pitch when Beckett is on the ropes was a realization of this.
Drew can probably work him for a walk too. Which, of course, means Tek with sacks jacked. If Jorge doesn't call all high-cheese he's the stupidest man on the planet.
the water out of the tap
is very
hard to drink
very hard drink
you gonna wait 'til, fat boy
fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow
Knew Youk would wait fat boy out for a walk. Miss over the plate to Papi like you did to Youk, please.