Youk Of The Nation

Oh, hey, cool. I didn't see this post when I responded to the even more hateful and vulgar PM you sent me. Bye! I'll discuss unbanning you with the other mods, but for now you're taking a little break. I'm thinking a week or so.

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Actually, according to the fashionable 2011 Far Side Calendar I just bought, this year will be 365 days long, just as last year was. Welcome to TalkSox.

This is a good sign. This, plus the AL Cy Young award, makes me think that maybe they are finally trying to look past the names and get into who actually made a case for an award. Now if only they could figure out that Jeter hasn't deserved a GG since I graduated high school, everything would be perfect.

Seriously though, it's getting to the point where I can't even stomach looking at the awards lists anymore. Jeter is going to win the GG every year until three years after he retires. Albert Pujols will probably win the NL MVP because he is Albert Pujols, while Carlos Gonzalez sits at home and wonders how many more home runs he had to hit before people noticed he was actually a good baseball player this season. Does anyone remember the year Palmeiro won the GG when he played less than 60 games at first? Or 2007, when the Rockies were the league's top defensive team and not a single Rockies player won a GG? Or 2006, when Alex Gonzalez was Alex f***ing Gonzalez and got jack s*** for it? Or every single year that Derek Jeter jump-spun when every other SS just kind of scooped and threw? I do. And it makes me wince every time they announce names. How about remembering that Derek Jeter in 2010 is not the same as Derek Jeter in 1999? I would have done horrible, depraved things to Jamie Lee Curtis circa "A Fish Called Wanda" or "True Lies", but I wouldn't do any of them now. Age comes to us all, even you, Jeter. Now stop practicing ballet and start practicing how to pivot without your feet leaving the ground, you f***ing drama queen.

Gardenhire over Washington? What a joke. Then again, Jeter won GG yet again, so I suppose awards shouldn't surprise me anymore.

The slowest pace to the plate in baseball is Johnny Damon from the outfield.

It makes sense, the Marlins needed to get rid of the expensive Dan Uggla so they would have an extra billion dollars to throw at John Buck, the Ivan Rodriguez of the future. Seriously, the Reds get in trouble for smoking cigars inside their clubhouse but no one has reported Jeffrey Loria's obviously crippling crack addiction?

So much easier for you. I deleted them from like four profiles before I got bored with having to open up a new window for every single affected user. I want admin powers.

I deleted it, VA

You are all wrong. The worst sports announcers ever are Sterling and Waldman.

Good. Childress doesn't look like a football coach. Every time I see him on TV he looks like he should be teaching History or English in high school. You put a picture of every head coach in football next to each other and pretend it's a high school yearbook photo. Guess which guy is the one who got stuffed into lockers? Yep. Brad Childress. Bill Cowher's jaw looks more like a football coach than this man.

Whoo-hoo! Connecticut DID give the US something else other than Pratt & Whitney and GW Bush!

'Comrade'? You gave yourself away, you communist spy! Welcome to TalkSox

No. No no no no no.

I have to post this once a season, so here: PATRIOTS SUCK. Carry on.

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If you want to talk about your wives getting fed up with you, go to General OffTopic.

The only cloud in the sky here is that this really should be a 3-0 series

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