I will now (almost) commit heresy.
There's almost nothing I like less than cocky, self-aggrandizing, trash-talking athletes. With that in mind, I'm pretty sure that I would hate Dustin Pedroia if he played for any other team. If he played for the Yankees, I'd hate him with supernova fury. Could you imagine that little dude in pinstripes yapping about laser shows, kicking our arse with wall-ball doubles, and then high-fiving A-Rod? Ugh... makes me nauseous just thinking about it.
As it is, man, I love that little guy.