East
1. Pats- the quicker everyone who isn't a Patriot fan, accept that this team is a machine, then the quicker you'll accept their dominance
2. Bills- Losman should improve the Bills O, he can run, Bledsoe couldn't.
3. Jets- Pennington shoulder is a big red flag
4. Dolphins- need to improve O-Line
North
1. Ravens- best D in league will lead them to division title
2. Steelers- 2nd best D in league will lead them to a Wild Card
3. Bengals- They'll be in the playoffs in '06
4. Browns- They should name this team the Whores, because their paid to blow.
South
1. Colts- this division blows, so this is the only team that can take it.
2. Jaguars- Leftwich's left arm depends on if they can make the playoffs
3. Texans- See Bengals
4. Titans- Wow, this team sucks.
West
1. Chiefs- SuperBowl winners right here.
2. Chargers- They'll fight the Chiefs for the division crown
3. Raiders- They can't stop the run, at all.
4. Broncos- Probably a 7-9 record will be good for last place in this division.
East
1. Cowboys- Bledsoe should help balance O
2. Eagles- They'll finish first if TO shuts the f*** up.
3. Giants- This is the year Eli proves he's better than his brother, too bad that's Cooper.
4. Redskins- No offense at all.
South
1. Panthers- Great D, plus healthy offense will result in division crown
2. Falcons- Wild Card
3. Saints- They always choke in the 2nd half
4. Bucs- This isn't fantasy football, they need some offensive linemen.
North
1. Packers- This division is so bad, that our local HS football team could take this division
2. Vikings- Did the 1918 Red Sox tell you to make the Moss trade?
3. Lions- Joey Harrington isn't a good QB, but if they put Garcia in, they could win the division
4. Bears- Ha, good luck with Chad Hutchinson
West
1. Rams- Stephen Jackson will lead the team into the playoffs
2. Cardinals- Their defense is getting better, and Warner is better than McCown.
3. Seahawks- They need to quit moping when they lose a game
4. 49ers- If you like S&M, then you'll love watching this team play football. Boy, it's gunna be painful.