Guardians lineup against Beckett:
1. CF Grady Sizemore
2. LF Jason Micheals
3. SS Jhonny Peralta
4. DH Travis Hafner
5. C Victor Martinez
6. 1B Ben Broussard
7. 2B Ronnie Belliard
8. 3B Aaron Boone
9. RF Casey Black
Against Johnson
1. Sizemore, CF
2. Michaels, LF
3. Hafner, DH
4. Martinez, C
5. Perez, E, RF
6. Belliard, 2B
7. Broussard, 1B
8. Peralta, SS
9. Boone, 3B
Only Blake/Perez are different here. They platoon anyway. Just because you don't happen to recognize the Guardians batters, doesn't mean they suck.
In conclusion, you're an idiot. The Guardians have had a talented lineup for the last two years. Sizemore, Hafner, and Martinez are elite hitters. Johnson pitched very well in that game, but you have some phobia against the Yankees, it accelerates a disease called "dumbassitis," you're severely afflicted by this.