CrespoBlows

What the f***? How does Ramon Vazquez have 3 HR's? Wow. Theo blinded again by prospects. Trades the older player for a young player. How did Theo not see the power potential of Ramon Vazquez? I will give everyone here $50 if Dustin Pedoria matches Ramon Vazquez' numbers. Don't give me that small sample s***. The only thing that is small is your brains.

:angry: :angry: :angry: fuk u jd i wish trot wuz back he was a dirty white hat n he ate dirt n told gayrod to fuk off.

I'd offer the Rockies another prospect to see if they would eat up to $60 million.

Damon looked bad running after that fly ball, on the Cabrera double.

Salaries included? They'd trade for both without hesitation.

Or he was lucky.

Insanity. You do not honestly believe that a player who puts up a career .895 OPS, will decline this sharply, this quickly.

Youkilis is good, but he won't match Helton's best years.

Bet that fastball probably didn't hurt.

Power is clearly sapped, and Fenway would drain the remaints of it, but holy s***. 35 Walks. 14 Strikeouts. That's f***ing insane.

It's not the end of Curt's career, it's just the prolonging of a slump by Curtis Montague Schilling. He is a pitcher for the Red Sox. They play in Boston.

Clemens looks rocky in Portland. 3 BB.

Makeup call?

1. Youkilis 2. Drew 3. Ortiz 4. Ramirez 5. Lowell 6. Pena 7. Varitek 8. Lugo 9. Pedroia

Has a higher PPG average in the postseason, than in the regular season. The facts suck, don't they?

I should update that. I looked at Baylor about a month ago. Looked around Waco. Changed my mind in 15 minutes. Sometimes players go into slumps. You heard of these? Trot went into them too. Oh, but his hat was dirty, so he gets a pass. If J.D. Drew isn't hitting at least .275 by the end of the year, I will break a beer bottle over the head. This guy's career EQA (OH NO! A MATH FORMULA) is over .300. That's better than Ichiro's. Better than Andruw Jones. (Who makes Wily Mo Pena look like Juan Pierre in terms of contact) Better than Torii Hunter. Oh, but they have grit. Which is equal to about 1000 extra runs. If we had Trot, too! We'd out grit everyone. Plus, Erstad! And Eckstein! $14 M per Drew. That will be less than the committment for Torii Hunter. Less than the committment for Andruw Jones. Less than the committment for Ichiro. I believe you want to sign all of them over J.D Drew. Even though, Drew has the advantage in every statistical category. (EQA, OBP, OPS+) Oh, but he doesn't dive for flyballs. Or have a dirty white hat. Or was a Punter at Nebraska. I'm going to take this statement literally. Career OBP - .391 Career SLG% - .504 Why do you hate George W. so much. You would get along. You both have the problem of misleading people. From the Atlanta Braves, J.D Drew took $4.2 million in 2004. The Dodgers offered him $11 million annually. The Braves couldn't hope to match that offer. They wanted him back. Do you know why? Because he was the best player on that team, by a longshot. Atlanta Braves 2004 OPS+ 114 109 112 117 96 110 113 158 112 59 80 129 65 81 53 5 7 111 The Dodgers didn't blink an eye? You mean other than bitching for a month about tampering? Colletti : "We don't like J.D Drew." Sportscaster : "Well, he just opted out and signed with the Red Sox." Colletti : "What the f***? Why did he opt out? This is tampering." Doesn't sound like they hated J.D Drew that much. Is it the dementia kicking in? Or are you really this bad at rationalization? The white Carl Everett? C'mon. Seriously. Career OBP - .391 Career SLG% - .504 Oh, f*** him to hell. Maybe because the Red Sox had offered him $70 million already? Who were the other suitors realistically? Your quote. Career OBP - .391 Career SLG% - .504 Nothing but? I'm sure Lugo had to get a hit, to score him. Oh, and Youkilis' double to score Lugo. And Ortiz single to score Youkilis. But that was the big one. Not the fact that our chances of winning went up much higher when Youkilis crossed the plate. Are you kidding? Opposing pitchers love this guy. He gets on base 29% of the time. Huge distraction. With each players current stats: A team of Coco Crisp's would score 481.14 runs A team of J.D Drew's would score 648 runs. So 9 J.D Drew's score 166.86 more runs than Team Crisp. That's probably worth about 16 additional wins. In a micro sense: J.D Drew has created .4 runs a game this year. Multiply that by 162, and you get 64.8. Not very good, but still substantially better than the 48.1 runs out of Crisp. Drew is worth about two more wins over the course of the season. This assumes that Drew will continue to hit this poorly, and Crisp will resemble Mario Mendoza. We know one assumption will be true. So expect that gap to widen. Why change things? Because if you put Wily Mo Pena into the lineup, the Red Sox would be a better team. It's that simple.

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/05_03/images/12-questions-hdr.jpg You must be, if you think you've scored any points so far. Go on. State your point of view. Then we'll decide who is granted the title of drunk poster.

Well done, Ted. You get my official two thumbs up. An honor not often bestowed on people.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/28/BAGL8N95J51.DTL 100 big leaguers tested positive. How many were suspended?

I heard mention of Kevin Garnett.