Hold on, I'm getting a message from the Semen right now.
HORSN, Adam Dunn and Wily Mo remind me of myself when I was their age. Always striking out! Wily Mo and Dunn miss baseballs, I missed with the ladies. They connect with the long ball occasionally, and I can't unless I get help with the blue pill. I'm a wily veteran, but I went to a strip bar the other day, and as I was watching this crying stripper blue ball me, it reminded me of Wily Mo Pena. My blue balls are like Wily Mo. Never connecting with the big fly, and the stripper was Red Sox Nation. Which I am a big supporter of, when I'm not rooting for the Dodgers, or the A's, or the Giants....