I was incredibly bored today, and did one of these for a website. A bit more extensive than the other one we've got up, so enjoy this means of killing time.
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1. ONE WISH? Get my dream job and be happy.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? i don't know, neither at this point
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? something really bad happening to my brothers or family.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? they were cool for a while, but they lost their coolness when I stepped on them
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? the bottom of American society competing for meaningless prizes. give me some hockey and baseball and that's all I need on tv.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? I chew on your mom's straws.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? adorable.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? when the time is right, shouldn't force something that isn't there.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? in your mom's shower (not really)
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? nope, looks like fun though
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? i can make people's brains explode by winking
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? warm place, baseball fields for pickup games, nice golf course, nice nightlife
14. IS ADAM SANDLER FUNNY? most of the time
15. CAN YOU SWIM? nope, but I do know how to drown
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? actually I haven't.. heard about it
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? OMG YES! DaMN YoU BuSH!@
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? ask a prostitute
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? i can't even do it forwards (well I can't really sing)
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? plenty
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? I used to be
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? electrical, definitely. it's so easy.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Gotta eat.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? i think so
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? i write like a retard
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? cats
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID? i hate stupid questions.. (incomplete?)
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? not according to the coroner
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? haha, nope
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? not on my plate
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? people are dumb, not just blondes
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? alternate universe, obviously
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 930ish
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Tom, Tommy, Thom, Thommy, Tommy Tombs, Joe Deridder, Mr. Scooper, Tommy the Tongue, O'Puker and the King of Smooth
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Pretty much, but I'll eat it if I need to.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? coming home from basketball yesterday
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? shower, just trying to get clean
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? yes
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? not since I chilled with Nosforatu
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? what a terrible show. not nickelodeon's best.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? oxygen.. can't get enough
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? regular style
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yes, but can you neck your crack?
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? ridden? no, but I was in one outside the Big 6 before.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? this morning
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? McGruff knows best
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? i like to be
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? tantalizingly blue
50. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR? brown
51. LIQUOR OR BEER? yes
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? no, but I do feel vindicated in spending $19.95 on my newly acquired Brazilian power crystal, just as an executive from a psychic hotline does a line of coke off a hooker's ass with the millions he's raked in from morons like me.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no.. i have no idea what the fuss is about
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? no rhythm, but I would like to at some point
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN FROM A FRIEND? no way man
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? maybe on a ps2?
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? i do with your mom
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? no but your mom does
(I have no interesting answers to these questions)
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? If the Rangers are in first place, I believe in anything.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? no, his hand is.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? people are stupid, so it is necessary.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? i can't even do the macarena
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? i try not to, but s*** happens.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? actually it was really nice out today.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? all the time, black only because i'm so dark.
67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? the ones that interrupt good TV.
68 DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? i don't even shop. I wear what people buy for me.
69. DO YOU SNORE? ask your mom (it's old, I know)
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Weezer, Velvet Revolver