This fake news thing is still funnier:
BREAKING NEWS: Adam Vinatieri Arrested for Murder!
Pittsburgh, PA-After leaving the field following Sunday's Patriots and Steelers contest, Patriots kicker Adam Vinatieri was taken into custody by the Pittsburgh police.
"They wouldn't tell me why they took me in," said the Patriots kicker "I just went out there and knocked down another clutch kick, you know, nothing out of the ordinary for me."
Pittsburgh police chief Andrew Pargoff said "We can't let people walk into the great city of Pittsburgh, and kill our bandwagon like that, we just can't. Who cares that Antwaan Randle-El turned around and threw the ball at Hines Ward's head during the middle of a play. Mr. Vinatieri killed our bandwagon."
Patriots coach Bill Belichik has no plans on bailing the kicker out of jail, and will do what he does best, take players at put them at different positions. Defensive lineman Vince Wilfork will start at kicker next week.