5/1 vs Bronx Zoophiliacs

[NativeBostonian]

That was a short leash

[Station 13]

It was a good outing for Masterson.

[BornToRun]

I would give a testicle for a DP here.

[Palodios]

So you want to put an entire lineup of lefties in huh? Tommy Layne Train bitches!

[Palodios]

Masterson's velocity is way down, but so far the results have been respectable for most of his starts.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

RIP everybody's hands

[mvp 78]

Jerry Remy needs to retire. Eck throwing straight cheese tonight.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Hanigan's gone, Leon coming in.

[Spudboy]

May need Salty after all.

[mvp 78]

Also, f*** that kid who brought a glove and interfered. Glad he got booted.

[mvp 78]

May need Salty after all.

 

No way. Dat wimp took paternity leave. What a puss!!! Thanx liberals!!!

[Spudboy]

Hope Layne just relaxes and does his thing.

 

I've seen him look unhitable.

[Spudboy]

No way. Dat wimp took paternity leave. What a puss!!! Thanx liberals!!!

 

You are welcome!!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Of course the bullpen ruins everything.

[BornToRun]

This would be 3-2 if not for the cumsock in the stands that cost us a run.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

f*** that kid

Easy there Gardner.

[Spudboy]

This blows.

[Station 13]

Get that lead back.; pronto!

[NativeBostonian]

No way. Dat wimp took paternity leave. What a puss!!! Thanx liberals!!!

You're welcome.

[mvp 78]

This would be 3-2 if not for the cumsock in the stands that cost us a run.

 

Teenagers should not be allowed to bring gloves to a game. I hope he dies a virgin.

[mvp 78]

DFA Mookie

[BornToRun]

Are the Yankees endorsed by NAMBLA? Is that the reason for the mustaches?

[Station 13]

Would be nice if Pedey can steal swipe bases.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

f***. f***. f***.

[NativeBostonian]

This has 19 inning all over it.

[BornToRun]

This has 19 inning all over it.

Don't even f***ing go there.

[Station 13]

Well if he stole a base, that might turn out differently.

[Station 13]

I'm ready for calling Hanley to hit 3rd.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Typical nerdy Yankee fan has 2 phones going up there.

[mvp 78]

Now just hit him Taz.