5/1 vs Bronx Zoophiliacs

[BornToRun]

3 up 3 down for Masterson??

 

ANYTHING'S POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!

 

Praise Allah!

[NativeBostonian]

Seriously, Brett Gardner looks like a motherf***ing pedophile.

90% of men do. It takes a very special guy to pull it off.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

A+++++ AB for Panda

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

At this rate the Red Sox will leave Boston before Craig is taken out of the lineup. f***'s sake.

[NativeBostonian]

JBJ can do better than Craig and that's saying a lot.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

These MLB Network guys are a f***ing bore. I'm tempted to take my chances with the MLBTV stream.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Is Gardner growing a Hitler mustache?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Nice one, horseface. Go eat some grass. And then, of course, go f*** yourself.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Unclutch!

[BornToRun]

I love Ryan Hanigan. He's like the anti-AJP.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just make him throw, he'll keel over eventually.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

What was that, 12 pitches?

[NativeBostonian]

Good job Hannigan!

[Station 13]

This team needs to hit with RISP. They gotta be last in the league with that.

[Station 13]

I don't miss that popgun arm of Ellsbury.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

DFA Hanley

[BornToRun]

They tied it up and Sabathia looks less than stellar. If Masterson can keep doing what he did in the 2nd and 3rd, we've got this s***.

[NativeBostonian]

At least they're working the pitch count.

[yankthis]

Curious to hear what the story is behind the moustache parade. These guys look like a bunch of mall cops.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Well that was nerve-wracking.

[BornToRun]

Way to get out of trouble.

[NativeBostonian]

Curious to hear what the story is behind the moustache parade. These guys look like a bunch of mall cops.

 

They look like sexual predators. Goes well with their prison stripes.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Oh f*** off Sandoval.

[Station 13]

What's with Napoli? He is hitting nothing.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

WHAT DID I JUST SEE gaslkgnlasgn;sg

[NativeBostonian]

Did he just do something? Holy s***.

[BornToRun]

Allan Craig has had enough of your s***!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Hey fan, go f*** yourself.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

WEEEEEE I HAZ GLUV I GUNNA GET BALL LOL YAYYYY

 

Asswipe.

[NativeBostonian]

f***ing asshat.