A-Rod Broke his hand

[example1]

Out until at least September.

 

In the spirit of Jacko starting threads for every little anti-Red Sox piece of news out there, here's my contribution for him (I know his typing fingers are getting tired and that's why he didn't start a thread himself).

 

Too bad for the Yankees.

[Emmz]

LOL!

 

I wish him a speedy recovery. Hah!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Good one example1

[Palodios]

Perfect timing on the injury. Had it happened a day sooner, I bet they could have gotten Hanley at half his contract for Darnell Mcdonald.

[jacksonianmarch]

Non displaced metacarpal fracture. I wonder if they'll still pin it just to make sure. This is a 6 week injury

[Youk Of The Nation]

I can see it now. A-Rod, after so many years of looking into the mirror, finally detaches from reality and attempts to make out with the man he finds so attractive in that window. When his advances appear to be rebuffed, he angrily tries to slap the man, much like a woman slaps at a purse snatcher (or, like A-Rod slaps at people attempting to tag him out on the baseline). When the mirror shatters and his hand is both broken and lacerated, he snaps out of his funk and falls to his knees, crying at what his life has become. However, this is only a brief catharsis, as sinking to the ground and looking downward, he immediately throws out his back in an attempt to fellate himself.

[a700hitter]

The Yankees who have had as many injuries as us will not whine, but will kick ass and leave the whining to us, because that is what we do best.

[jacksonianmarch]

Yankees looking at chase headley. Makes sense in a lot of ways

[a700hitter]

Yankees looking at chase headley. Makes sense in a lot of ways

They won't bring up a minor league first basemen to fill in at third like the Sox did with Mauro Gomez? I don't understand. Isn't that how you run a premier franchise?

[YAZMAN]

Non displaced metacarpal fracture. I wonder if they'll still pin it just to make sure. This is a 6 week injury

 

I heard he's going to have it wrapped and play through it. He's used special gloves before:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/BoNeato/ArodHamburgerHelper.jpg

[NativeBostonian]

Do you guys and gals think this is going to impact the Yankees any?

http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/8197735/alex-rodriguez-new-york-yankees-suffers-broken-hand-being-hit-pitch

[kapsis21]

nope. bastards are still going to win on pitching

[Station 13]

A-rod is about an average player these days.

[redsoxbeatz]

Hopefully everyone on the Yanks breaks their hands. A-Rod is old and exhausted from all his past juicing so whatever ...

[Brennan]

A-roid broke his hand? Oh my!

 

So the ball hit where? His crotch or jeter's ass?

[jacksonianmarch]

His replacement today hit a big 3 run double to win the game, lol

[redsoxbeatz]

must have used some of the juice Rod used to take.

[jacksonianmarch]

ARod needs to pass some of that s*** around

[Meh]

Yankees are looking at Chase Headly. Not a bad fit.

[Brennan]

Yankees are looking at Chase Headly. Not a bad fit.

 

 

 

Who cares?