Jordan vs Bryant

[Emmz]

Seriously' date=' that PM was a little over-the-top for a reaction to this particular discussion. It reminds me of that time I ended an argument in a bar about beer preference by detonating a hand grenade.[/quote']

 

Did you get 86'ed for that?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Nah. I set it off inside a cooler filled with Keystone Light. My name is on a plaque by the door now.

[Emmz]

Hey come on, college kids with taste in horseshit beer like that stuff!

[Youk Of The Nation]

You know what else college kids with horseshit taste like? Dane Cook. And if there is anything worse than Keystone Light, it's Dane Cook.

 

Oh man! As I was typing that I realized I have finally hit upon the perfect execution method for Dane Cook. Drowning in a vat of Keystone Light! It's now going on top of the list, ahead of "stabbing in the throat with George Carlin's sharpened femur" and "being forced to listen to his own act on a loop as he starves to death, both physically and mentally"

[Emmz]

LOL. I think when you consider that his act is supposed to essentially be funny by being unfunny, he may very well already be at mental starvation. Otherwise, I could not think of a better/more appropriate way to get rid of Dane Cook than that. Unless you combined all of those. And let [insert good comedian here] do the honors with the stabbing.

[ellsburyforMVP]

LOL. I think when you consider that his act is supposed to essentially be funny by being unfunny' date=' he may very well already be at mental starvation. Otherwise, I could not think of a better/more appropriate way to get rid of Dane Cook than that. Unless you combined all of those. And let [insert good comedian here'] do the honors with the stabbing.

 

Kat Williams