Jenks nabbed for DUI

[jacksonianmarch]

5 criminal charges against him. He's already on the 60 day DL. Not sure if this will lead to a release

[Station 13]

5 criminal charges against him. He's already on the 60 day DL. Not sure if this will lead to a release

 

Void the contract if they can. This ******* was always trouble for start.

[jacksonianmarch]

I dont think they can void the contract, but they might just decide to release him

[VA Sox Fan]

Dumb ass. That's WAY dumber than Joba's ankle injury on a trampoline.

[YAZMAN]

Do you get Red Sox alerts on your droid?

[VA Sox Fan]

Do you get Red Sox alerts on your droid?

 

 

Probably

[BigPapiEnFuego]

I'm beginning to wonder if Jenks and Chamberlain are brothers. Bunch of fat drunk hicks

[Station 13]

I'm beginning to wonder if Jenks and Chamberlain are brothers. Bunch of fat drunk hicks

 

seriously. it's always the usual suspects.

[RedSoxNC84]

I'm beginning to wonder if Jenks and Chamberlain are brothers. Bunch of fat drunk hicks

 

Apparently playing in the MLB is a free pass to get drunk and drive around. I don't get it, these idiots have money, why not f***ing pay someone to drive your drunk ass around?

 

I mean partying is one thing, but what is this guy partying for? I guess getting paid by the Sox and not having to do s***? I didn't realize that celebrating failure was a good idea.

 

At least his fat ass didn't kill someone.

[SCM33]

I'm beginning to wonder if Jenks and Chamberlain are brothers. Bunch of fat drunk hicks

 

No.

 

Jenks likes beer.

 

Joba's family is more of a crystal meth type.

[onlybereaved]

People who drink and drive need to be punished way more harshly than they are currently. Not to mention the fact that celebs get away with fines and slaps on the wrist for the most part.

 

f*** people who drink and drive.

[Meh]

You'd think he would of learned his lesson about drinking from the Red Sox last September. But seriouslt drinking and driving isn't cool at all. Punishment should be higher than it is for that kind of thing.

[RedSoxNC84]

You'd think he would of learned his lesson about drinking from the Red Sox last September. But seriouslt drinking and driving isn't cool at all. Punishment should be higher than it is for that kind of thing.

 

For 'normal' people isn't it a felony now? I thought it was a mandatory revocation of your license. At least it is in some states, I think.

[Youk Of The Nation]

This may come as a complete surprise, but I agree.

 

What an *******.

[RedSoxNC84]

Hopefully the Sox do release him, at least that way it will free up a spot for someone who is actually useful.

[Youk Of The Nation]

They should release him into a pool of vinegar filled with piranha.

 

Um, you know, piranha specially bred and genetically engineered to survive in vinegar. Uh..yeah, also, something with fire.

[RedSoxNC84]

They should release him into a pool of vinegar filled with piranha.

 

Um, you know, piranha specially bred and genetically engineered to survive in vinegar. Uh..yeah, also, something with fire.

 

As long as the piranha are attracted to injuries, then it should work.

 

I don't know though, I can't really see Jenks tasting that good, even to a flesh eating fish that devours practically anything.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hey, the things have been known to devour a cow down to the bones in minutes, other than the fact that cows are useful to human society, what's the difference between them and Jenks?

[RedSoxNC84]

A cow could pitch in relief?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Touche. Touche.

 

Well played.

[YAZMAN]

No.

 

Jenks likes beer.

 

Joba's family is more of a crystal meth type.

 

More like Lysol, right out of the aerosol can.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

"I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic"

 

-boby janks

[RedSoxNC84]

"I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic"

 

-boby janks

 

Good one

[SoxSport]

He should be suspended for taking beer out of the clubhouse.

[yeszir]

Idiot

[Palodios]

I posted this elsewhere, but it is more relevant here:

 

 

Anyone know if there are any clauses in his contract that could nullify this year of the contract? I tried digging it up, but there isn't much history there. Apparently most contracts have felony clauses -- he had 5 misdemeanors-- and include this following clause:

 

A contract can be voided if a player "shall fail, refuse, or neglect to conform his personal conduct to the standards of good citizenship and good sportsmanship or keep himself in first-class physical condition".

 

They might as well give it a shot, he aint playing this year anyway.

 

 

I want to emphasize this one. Bobby Jenks, you are a fat f***.

[SCM33]

For 'normal' people isn't it a felony now? I thought it was a mandatory revocation of your license. At least it is in some states' date=' I think.[/quote']

 

No. It depends on what state you live.

 

Massachusetts has a couple different classifications of drinking and driving.

 

DUI, DWI and OUI.

 

Its a misdemeanor in Massachusetts unless while you are intoxicated commit a felony. If you injure someone while under the influence or commit property damage or have any other type of substance the scale changes in favor of felony charges. Not positive, but if you BAC is above a certain percentage, it also changes the clarification of the charges.

 

In New Hampshire however, DUI/DWI/OUI are all felony crimes within themselves. The fact that you are impaired makes it a felony.

 

Every state has different laws regarding DUI/DWI/OUI.

[redsoxbeatz]

He's blaming muscle relaxers. Fail.

[iortiz]

7 MUSD? Wow!

 

Why I'm not surprised...

 

This guy is unbelievable. Release him.

[jung]

NESN was showing some tape of Jenks in standard spring training pitcher outfit throwing the ball. I cannot imagine that was tape of him after he supposedly lost all that weight from his surgical issues. God what a cow! Jesus, I don't know how tall he is but if he is anything like 6' he must have been about 300 lbs in that tape.