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Josh Reddick once hit a baseball so hard' date=' it tore a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and traveled backwards in time, where it impregnated JD Drew's mother. This, of course, means that JD Drew's father is actually a baseball, which makes no sense. My point is, Josh Reddick, in a convoluted sort of way, and only by proxy, had sex with JD Drew's mother back when she was young and presumably hot.[/quote']

 

No this does make sense. Drew's father probably is a baseball. A baseball that would work long hard days of work to come home and drink heavily while lamenting that his son was a sissy bitch. Any time something went wrong father baseball would beat young drew mercilessly while calling his son a "weak hamstringed sissy pole fancy" which led to the elder J.D Drew freezing with terrifying flashbacks during every pitch in his big league career and K looking at a considerable pace. Of course this led to him also walking a ton and that makes his OPS a great asset to this team.

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Here comes Gonzo.I am surprise they taking Latos out.He has maded Gonzo look bad out there.

 

You could K Gonzo three times and the 4th time, he's gonna f*** your ass up.

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Is it just me or he is getting thrown out a lot on the feet first slide.

 

He's decided that the "pop-up" slide is the way to go...it slows him down and makes it easier to get thrown out because you can never move away from the bag with a hook slide or a hand tag.....

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He's decided that the "pop-up" slide is the way to go...it slows him down and makes it easier to get thrown out because you can never move away from the bag with a hook slide or a hand tag.....

 

So stupid.

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http://420.thrashbarg.net/lol_que.jpg

 

hehehehe well, maybe i overreacted a little bit! hehehe:harhar:

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